Funny Quotes....
1). He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist
2). He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret
3). Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any
4). Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty
5). Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder
6). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything
7). Anyone who graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria
8). He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry
9). He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume
10). No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam
11). Anyone who reads this without laughing, is either looking for job or needs money badly
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